think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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