real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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