i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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