Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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