Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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