She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He shit in the fireplace
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
