The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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