She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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