Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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