i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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