Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
