i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Randomize
