I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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