google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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