singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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