I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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