it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Randomize