Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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