Jerry, you need to find god
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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