Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
This baby is an asshole
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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