he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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