guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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