just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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