I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?