Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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