do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Found your dick twin last night
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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