butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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