just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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