No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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