So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Actions speak louder than pants.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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