Sponge bath it is.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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