I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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