when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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