At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?