I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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