Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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