Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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