Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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