it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Dicks are not precious.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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