Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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