can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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