Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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