So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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