i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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