Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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