I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Randomize
