I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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