i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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