Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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