Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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