she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
My bed smells like the plague
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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