brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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