"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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