I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's official drugs can't kill me
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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