Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
she smelled like a LAN party
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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