How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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