The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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