Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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