all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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